You're not an atn until one month later ,
It was a calm evening in the park. Birds were chirping, lovers were taking selfies, and one nervous man was pacing up and down like he was about to write the biggest exam of his life.
In front of him stood a beautiful lady, smiling softly, waiting to hear what he had to say.
The man finally took a deep breath, went down on one knee, and said:
“My love… will you marry me?”
The lady covered her mouth, already emotional.
“Yes! Yes! Of course—”
But the man quickly raised his hand.
“Wait! Before you answer… I need to be honest.”
The lady nodded, still smiling.
“I don’t have money ooh ”
Silence.
Even the birds paused like they wanted to hear her response.
The lady bent down, held his face gently, and said:
“You are not an ATM, honey… I will marry you ”
The man’s eyes filled with joy.
“Are you serious??”
“Yes! I love you for who you are, not your money.”
The man stood up and hugged her tightly.
“Omo! True love still exists!” he shouted.
People around clapped. Someone even shouted, “God when??”
ONE MONTH LATER…
The same man was walking quietly on the street, holding his phone, looking peaceful.
Suddenly—
“HEY!!!”
Before he could turn properly, the lady grabbed him by his shirt and pushed him to the ground.
“WHERE IS MY MONEY???”
The man blinked like his soul left his body and came back.
“Money?? Which money again?? ”
The lady tightened her grip.
“If you don’t give me money today, I will not leave you alone!”
The man struggled on the ground.
“But… but… you said I’m not an ATM! You said you love me like that!”
The lady hissed.
“That was last month! THIS is a new month! ”
People started gathering.
One man whispered, “Relationship update don drop ”
The man on the ground raised his hand like he was in court.
“My people, she promised! She said money doesn’t matter!”
The lady pointed at him.
“Yes! It didn’t matter… BEFORE! Now it matters!”
Another person from the crowd shouted:
“Madam, what changed??”
She replied confidently:
“Inflation!”
The crowd burst into laughter.
The man almost cried.
“So love has expiry date?? One month warranty??”
The lady crossed her arms.
“See eh, love is good… but alert is better.”
The man slowly sat up.
“So all those ‘you’re not an ATM’ was… what?”
The lady smiled slightly.
“Motivation speech.”
Everybody scattered with laughter
The man stood up, dusted himself, and said:
“Next time I want to propose, I go carry calculator and bank statement join!”
An old woman in the crowd nodded.
“My son, love without plan na public drama.”
The man sighed deeply.
“Omo… I thought I found peace… I didn’t know I signed subscription ”
The lady adjusted her hair and said:
“Talk less… transfer first.”
The man looked up to heaven.
“God… next time, give me love… but add small budget inside ”
Lesson: Sweet words are easy to say in the beginning… but reality shows up with bills. Love is beautiful—but wisdom (and small money) helps it last longer
#Story
It was a calm evening in the park. Birds were chirping, lovers were taking selfies, and one nervous man was pacing up and down like he was about to write the biggest exam of his life.
In front of him stood a beautiful lady, smiling softly, waiting to hear what he had to say.
The man finally took a deep breath, went down on one knee, and said:
“My love… will you marry me?”
The lady covered her mouth, already emotional.
“Yes! Yes! Of course—”
But the man quickly raised his hand.
“Wait! Before you answer… I need to be honest.”
The lady nodded, still smiling.
“I don’t have money ooh ”
Silence.
Even the birds paused like they wanted to hear her response.
The lady bent down, held his face gently, and said:
“You are not an ATM, honey… I will marry you ”
The man’s eyes filled with joy.
“Are you serious??”
“Yes! I love you for who you are, not your money.”
The man stood up and hugged her tightly.
“Omo! True love still exists!” he shouted.
People around clapped. Someone even shouted, “God when??”
ONE MONTH LATER…
The same man was walking quietly on the street, holding his phone, looking peaceful.
Suddenly—
“HEY!!!”
Before he could turn properly, the lady grabbed him by his shirt and pushed him to the ground.
“WHERE IS MY MONEY???”
The man blinked like his soul left his body and came back.
“Money?? Which money again?? ”
The lady tightened her grip.
“If you don’t give me money today, I will not leave you alone!”
The man struggled on the ground.
“But… but… you said I’m not an ATM! You said you love me like that!”
The lady hissed.
“That was last month! THIS is a new month! ”
People started gathering.
One man whispered, “Relationship update don drop ”
The man on the ground raised his hand like he was in court.
“My people, she promised! She said money doesn’t matter!”
The lady pointed at him.
“Yes! It didn’t matter… BEFORE! Now it matters!”
Another person from the crowd shouted:
“Madam, what changed??”
She replied confidently:
“Inflation!”
The crowd burst into laughter.
The man almost cried.
“So love has expiry date?? One month warranty??”
The lady crossed her arms.
“See eh, love is good… but alert is better.”
The man slowly sat up.
“So all those ‘you’re not an ATM’ was… what?”
The lady smiled slightly.
“Motivation speech.”
Everybody scattered with laughter
The man stood up, dusted himself, and said:
“Next time I want to propose, I go carry calculator and bank statement join!”
An old woman in the crowd nodded.
“My son, love without plan na public drama.”
The man sighed deeply.
“Omo… I thought I found peace… I didn’t know I signed subscription ”
The lady adjusted her hair and said:
“Talk less… transfer first.”
The man looked up to heaven.
“God… next time, give me love… but add small budget inside ”
Lesson: Sweet words are easy to say in the beginning… but reality shows up with bills. Love is beautiful—but wisdom (and small money) helps it last longer
#Story
You're not an atn until one month later 🤣,
It was a calm evening in the park. Birds were chirping, lovers were taking selfies, and one nervous man was pacing up and down like he was about to write the biggest exam of his life.
In front of him stood a beautiful lady, smiling softly, waiting to hear what he had to say.
The man finally took a deep breath, went down on one knee, and said:
“My love… will you marry me?”
The lady covered her mouth, already emotional.
“Yes! Yes! Of course—”
But the man quickly raised his hand.
“Wait! Before you answer… I need to be honest.”
The lady nodded, still smiling.
“I don’t have money ooh 😅”
Silence.
Even the birds paused like they wanted to hear her response.
The lady bent down, held his face gently, and said:
“You are not an ATM, honey… I will marry you 😉”
The man’s eyes filled with joy.
“Are you serious??”
“Yes! I love you for who you are, not your money.”
The man stood up and hugged her tightly.
“Omo! True love still exists!” he shouted.
People around clapped. Someone even shouted, “God when??” 😂
ONE MONTH LATER…
The same man was walking quietly on the street, holding his phone, looking peaceful.
Suddenly—
“HEY!!!” 😡
Before he could turn properly, the lady grabbed him by his shirt and pushed him to the ground.
“WHERE IS MY MONEY???”
The man blinked like his soul left his body and came back.
“Money?? Which money again?? 😳”
The lady tightened her grip.
“If you don’t give me money today, I will not leave you alone!”
The man struggled on the ground.
“But… but… you said I’m not an ATM! You said you love me like that!”
The lady hissed.
“That was last month! THIS is a new month! 😤”
People started gathering.
One man whispered, “Relationship update don drop 😂”
The man on the ground raised his hand like he was in court.
“My people, she promised! She said money doesn’t matter!”
The lady pointed at him.
“Yes! It didn’t matter… BEFORE! Now it matters!”
Another person from the crowd shouted:
“Madam, what changed??”
She replied confidently:
“Inflation!” 😭😂
The crowd burst into laughter.
The man almost cried.
“So love has expiry date?? One month warranty??”
The lady crossed her arms.
“See eh, love is good… but alert is better.”
The man slowly sat up.
“So all those ‘you’re not an ATM’ was… what?”
The lady smiled slightly.
“Motivation speech.”
Everybody scattered with laughter 🤣
The man stood up, dusted himself, and said:
“Next time I want to propose, I go carry calculator and bank statement join!”
An old woman in the crowd nodded.
“My son, love without plan na public drama.”
The man sighed deeply.
“Omo… I thought I found peace… I didn’t know I signed subscription 😭”
The lady adjusted her hair and said:
“Talk less… transfer first.”
The man looked up to heaven.
“God… next time, give me love… but add small budget inside 😅”
Lesson: Sweet words are easy to say in the beginning… but reality shows up with bills. Love is beautiful—but wisdom (and small money) helps it last longer 😂💍
#Story
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